O Dilema da Sereia Starbucks

A hyper-realistic 4K video. A classic, dimly lit therapist's office. On a brown leather therapist's couch (divã), lies the iconic green Starbucks Mermaid. She is rendered in realistic 3D, **with her long, flowing green hair, serene facial features, and the distinct crown. Crucially, she has TWO SEPARATE and clearly visible mermaid tails, gracefully draped over the end of the couch, showcasing their dual form.** The mermaid looks exasperated, gesturing with her hand as if complaining to someone off-screen. The therapist is not visible, only the couch and the mermaid. The camera is focused on her. The mermaid says in portuguese brazilian with an exasperated and slightly desperate tone: "Doutor, são duas caudas. Você tem noção da dificuldade pra comprar calça? É um pesadelo! E eu fico lá, linda, misteriosa, e o barista escrevendo 'Jéssica' com G. Honestamente, às vezes eu só queria ser um peixe normal." The scene is cinematic, with a shallow depth of field.